Canada Strikes Again!


The Eisenhower Executive Office Building, which had been undergoing construction, was evacuated today after it was attacked by Canada; no injuries were reported. The building is located adjacent to The White House, which was burned to the ground in 1812 by Canada. President George W. Bush responded, calling the U.S.’s big neighbor to the north, “The fourth leg on the Axis of Evil.” Whatever that means.

3 Responses to “Canada Strikes Again!”

  1. mrschili Says:

    Damned Canucks!

  2. Rick Says:

    The views expressed by mrschili are “not necessarily” those of the editorial board of Waiting for Cassowary. We will keep you apprised of further atrocities.

  3. Organic Mama Says:

    Hey, don’t piss Canada off, eh?

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